An Italian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on
his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders
a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife
had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 20 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 20 pounds,
but the Italian guy just shrugs, "Dat'sa about average backa home,
....like I said, atsa my boy, a typical Italian bambino."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations
of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Italian
baby that weighed 20 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets
about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "He's a Fifteen pound."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What
happened? He already weighed 20 pounds the day he was born!"
The Italian father takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips on
his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....
"We had him circumcised!"
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