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It's all in the clothing.
« on: October 15, 2010, 09:53:32 AM »
How do you know when your girlfriend is to fat?


Your wife's clothes fit her!
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Re: It's all in the clothing.
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2010, 11:20:56 AM »
Funny. Viscious, but funny.
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Re: It's all in the clothing.
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2010, 12:28:13 PM »
when she sits on your face , and you can't hear the stereo no more ???
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Re: It's all in the clothing.
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2010, 01:05:04 PM »
I took a *ss whoopin for showing this to my bride!!
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Re: It's all in the clothing.
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2010, 01:29:43 PM »
Quote from: 2ksoftail on October 15, 2010, 01:05:04 PM
I took a *ss whoopin for showing this to my bride!!

What did your girlfriend say?
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Re: It's all in the clothing.
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2010, 03:17:50 PM »
Quote from: 2ksoftail on October 15, 2010, 01:05:04 PM
I took a *ss whoopin for showing this to my bride!!

You showed that joke to your wife???   You have more hair on your b*!!$ than I do !!!
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Re: It's all in the clothing.
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2010, 09:50:27 PM »
 :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: It's all in the clothing.
« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2010, 05:55:57 PM »
thats rough
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Re: It's all in the clothing.
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2010, 06:03:46 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: It's all in the clothing.
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2010, 10:09:12 PM »
 :-\ :P ::) :(
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Re: It's all in the clothing.
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2010, 01:55:53 PM »
every joke consits of 50% truth!!  :jalapeno:
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