A couple goes to church but every time the sermon starts the husband falls asleep.
The the wife softly pokes him with a pin to wake him up.
The priest asks “who is gods son”.
The man had fallen asleep again so the wife pokes him with the pin. then he screams “Jesus!” then the priest replys “correct”.
Then the priest asks “who is jesus?” then the man is poked again and screams “christ almighty!”. the preist replys “correct”.
Then the priest asks “what did eve say to adam after their 100th child?” the man is poked again and screams “if u stick that thing in me one more time i swear to god i’ll shove it up your ass!”
The whole church stares at him in silence.
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