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harleydave

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Immigration test
« on: November 06, 2010, 04:11:15 PM »
Mujibar was trying to get into the USA legally through Immigration.

The Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test.

Unless you pass it, you cannot enter the United States of America."

Mujibar said, "I ready."

The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I ready."

The Officer said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you and works at a Verizon help desk.

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Re: Immigration test
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2010, 09:12:39 PM »
Thats him
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Re: Immigration test
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2010, 01:40:49 PM »
spoke to him yesterday
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Re: Immigration test
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2010, 04:45:36 PM »
No wonder my bill is so high
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Re: Immigration test
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2010, 05:19:38 PM »
Same bloke keeps ringing me trying to sell mobile phone plans, or is it the bloke I spoke to on the HP help line?
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