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It Pays To Be Able To Speak Pennsylvania Dutch.
« on: December 02, 2010, 06:19:16 PM »
 

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts:"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!" (which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows and pigs have chit in it!)"

The man shouts back: "I am a Muslim. I don't understand, nor do I care to understand your gibberish. Speak English, Infidel!
 
 
The Amish man shouts back in perfect English, "Use two hands, you'll get more!!"

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Re: It Pays To Be Able To Speak Pennsylvania Dutch.
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2010, 10:16:08 AM »
Thats Funny  :2vrolijk_21:
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