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[tennisman]

Yah!  A couple of dem Ridum plugs an a 200 mpg carb.....THAT'S THE TICKET!!

[Texas 103]

Just did my holiday charitable contribution.  Contributed 69 cases (because 69 is my favorite number [proper citation to Messrs Bill and Ted]) of Iridium spark plugs to UN-STUPID-ASS-STGGW (United Nations Study Team for the Understanding of Planetwide Industrial Development And Social Sensitivities Study Group for Global Warming).  They're going to screw two spark plugs each (counter indexed of course) into 138 lighter than air balloons lifted to thermally stable elevations perfect for the Iridium plugs to remove enough heat from the atmosphere to cure global warming.

The world can thank me later (as I'm humble about such things).

The whole plan is dependent on killing all the seagulls first though.  Because if just one of those phukking birds chits on a spark plug ignitor the entire heat exchange chain reaction goes to crap and we all die.

Do you sit along Route 66 at night  and make this chit up??

[Twolanerider]

Do you sit along Route 66 at night  and make this chit up??

You best be careful or you're gonna hurt my feelings (and how'd you know it was on Route 66?)!

[iski]

Just did my holiday charitable contribution.  Contributed 69 cases (because 69 is my favorite number [proper citation to Messrs Bill and Ted]) of Iridium spark plugs to UN-STUPID-ASS-STGGW (United Nations Study Team for the Understanding of Planetwide Industrial Development And Social Sensitivities Study Group for Global Warming).  They're going to screw two spark plugs each (counter indexed of course) into 138 lighter than air balloons lifted to thermally stable elevations perfect for the Iridium plugs to remove enough heat from the atmosphere to cure global warming.

The world can thank me later (as I'm humble about such things).

The whole plan is dependent on killing all the seagulls first though.  Because if just one of those phukking birds chits on a spark plug ignitor the entire heat exchange chain reaction goes to crap and we all die.

Unclassified photo of formerly classified photo of outer space illegal aliens repopulating seagulls from outer space to insure global warming kills us all with 12 foot snowdrifts & sub zero temperatures, not factoring in the Wind Chill which makes it even colder than it already is.  UN Resolution #24569-A3c prohibits maiming, killing, dating, holding hands, or breeding with illegal alien populated seagulls and was approved by a unanimous vote of the Unanimous Joint Committee of Nations with Not Quite Enough Joints but They are Working on It Dammit (UJ-CNN-QEJT-WID).

Your UN-STUPID-ASS-STGGW is proven science & needs no further debate.  Therefore the UN will authorize debates on this subject on Unanimous UN Vote Debate Day, which is the held on the second Thursday of the following Tuesday or on alternating Mondays, depending on the Sacred Squid.

[Twolanerider]

Unclassified photo of formerly classified photo of outer space illegal aliens repopulating seagulls from outer space to insure global warming kills us all with 12 foot snowdrifts & sub zero temperatures, not factoring in the Wind Chill which makes it even colder than it already is.  UN Resolution #24569-A3c prohibits maiming, killing, dating, holding hands, or breeding with illegal alien populated seagulls and was approved by a unanimous vote of the Unanimous Joint Committee of Nations with Not Quite Enough Joints but They are Working on It Dammit (UJ-CNN-QEJT-WID).

Your UN-STUPID-ASS-STGGW is proven science & needs no further debate.  Therefore the UN will authorize debates on this subject on Unanimous UN Vote Debate Day, which is the held on the second Thursday of the following Tuesday or on alternating Mondays, depending on the Sacred Squid.

Well that sucks........ ^

[iski]

Well that sucks........ ^

I had a question for you about Glare Polish, Chuck Norris, iridium plugs, and Superman, but I forgot what it was.  Yes, it does suck.   

[kb]

 Is it necessary to wear a condom when you use Iridium's?

[Mikey]

Try these to cool em down! Hard to foul and no adjustment necessary!

[Twolanerider]

I had a question for you about Glare Polish, Chuck Norris, iridium plugs, and Superman, but I forgot what it was.  Yes, it does suck.   

Chuck Norris is so tough his engines don't even need spark plugs.  Chuck Norris sticks his penis in spark plugs holes and ignites fuel; and it doesn't even hurt.  Chuck Norris doesn't suck; because if he chose to black holes in space would be embarrassed. 

[grc]

By far the most effective way to "cool down" a Harley is to grasp the ignition switch and rotate it counter-clockwise until things become quiet. 


Jerry

[tennisman]

I am continually amazed by the unique quality and extraordinary level of discussion on this forum; the writings are deserving of some sort of special literary award, perhaps of Nobel stature, from a Moe, Larry, and Curly perspective, or sense....or nonsense, as the case may be.  <chorus in increasing volume and crescendo of Nyuk, Nyuks>

[iski]

Is it necessary to wear a condom when you use Iridium's?

Only if the iridiums are ribbed for her pleasure.

Chuck Norris is so tough his engines don't even need spark plugs.  Chuck Norris sticks his penis in spark plugs holes and ignites fuel; and it doesn't even hurt.  Chuck Norris doesn't suck; because if he chose to black holes in space would be embarrassed. 

This is the answer to the question I forgot.  Thanks.  Chuck Norris never forgets anything.  Ever.  Since the beginning of time & to infinity & beyond. 

[Twolanerider]

This is the answer to the question I forgot.  Thanks.  Chuck Norris never forgets anything.  Ever.  Since the beginning of time & to infinity & beyond. 

We shouldn't even be discussing Chuck Norris.  Not only are we not cool enough he doesn't ride heavyweight motorcycles.  Chuck Norris lets them ride him.  Chuck Norris puts a Goldwing over one shoulder, an Electra Glide over the other shoulder and carries a Sportster with his wee wee and still gets pulled over for speeding.  But when they see who he is the Highway Patrol never gives tickets to Chuck Norris.

[iski]

We shouldn't even be discussing Chuck Norris.  Not only are we not cool enough he doesn't ride heavyweight motorcycles.  Chuck Norris lets them ride him.  Chuck Norris puts a Goldwing over one shoulder, an Electra Glide over the other shoulder and carries a Sportster with his wee wee and still gets pulled over for speeding.  But when they see who he is the Highway Patrol never gives tickets to Chuck Norris.

True, we can only speak of Chuck Norris because he allows his name to be spoken by those not worthy.  Chuck Norris can run faster than the speed of light, and he could taunt light that it is too slow to keep up with him, but he is too cool to even notice.  He uses iridium spark plugs to cool his tasty beverage sometimes since they are cool but not as cool as he is, of course.

 

Another Christmas is past, and still no pony.

[Twolanerider]

Another Christmas is past, and still no pony.

Chuck Norris created ponies.