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New Stats from Homeland Security
« on: January 05, 2011, 04:01:50 PM »
Year-to-date Statistics on Airport Screening from the Department of Homeland Security


Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

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Re: New Stats from Homeland Security
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2011, 04:32:17 PM »
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