Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say 'Happy Birthday' and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone Happy Birthday.
I thought.....
Well that's marriage for you
But the kids......They will remember.
My kids came bounding downstairs to breakfast, and didn't say a word.......
So when I went to the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.. After arriving,
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, 'Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!'
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered....
I worked untill one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday. What do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me?' I said, Thanks Jane. That's the greatest thing I've heard all day! Let's go.
We went to lunch, but we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose instead a quiet Bistro with a private table. We had two martini's each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously!
On the way back to the office, Jane said, 'You know we don't need to go straight back to the office. Do we?
I responded, I guess not. What do you have in mind?
She said, 'lets drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner.
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, Boss if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back. Ok, I replied nervously....
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...... Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there.......
On the Couch.........
Nakid ..................
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