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A REAL WOMAN
« on: January 20, 2011, 03:05:08 PM »


A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down.  She will reassure him when he feels insecure  and comfort him after a bad day.

 

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most  handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible..............

 

 

 

No wait... Sorry.

I'm thinking of whiskey.

It's whiskey that does all that chit.

Never mind . . .


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Re: A REAL WOMAN
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2011, 08:00:40 AM »
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Re: A REAL WOMAN
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2011, 04:31:52 PM »
Iselbulls needs a copyright!
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Re: A REAL WOMAN
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2011, 05:59:37 PM »
Oops!

Same joke posted three times!
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« Last Edit: January 22, 2011, 06:02:44 PM by 11hd110 »
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