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[martys]

A man and his wife were out all day at the mall
The man really wanted to get home in time to watch the game on TV
But his wife insisted they go into a couple more stores
Knowing full well that she would make him miss the game.

After touching almost all the clothes in the store
She decided to try on a few pairs of jeans.
Coming out of the change room in the new jeans she asked
"Do these jeans make my butt look fat?"

Without missing a beat the man answered, "No...No... My dear, it's not the jeans!!!"

He was home in time for Tip Off