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[Chains]

For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle.. His father
said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000
and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.' The
next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a
suitcase. So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?' Little Johnny told
him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you
were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming
too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000
mortgage and no F.....G  bike! 

[BADBAGG]

Too Funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!