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[erniezap]

Being Italian, I couldn't resist...

THE ITALIAN MAN OF THE HOUSE

 
THE Italian Man of His House, with his Sicilian wife!
 
Tony had just finished  reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be THE Man of Your House.'
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law.
You  will prepare me a gourmet meal  tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will  serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want.
Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'
 
His Sicilian wife Gina replied, 'The f$%*in' funeral director would be my first guess.'

[AXIL]

  That will happin if you ffff with an italian woman....dont ask me how i know

[ice6900]

I will second that, I work very closely with a very strong minded Italien woman. It a daily challenge to get the better of her.