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[Screamin_Beagle]

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!  Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.  The new boss was determined to rid the Company of all slackers.  On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.  The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
 
He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"  A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week.  Why?"  The CEO said, "Wait right here."  He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay.  Now get out and don't come back."  Feeling pretty good about him self, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"  From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
 
 

[ice6900]

Thats sounds about right!

[AXIL]

Love it.

[MY2NDCVO]

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!  Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.  The new boss was determined to rid the Company of all slackers.  On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.  The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
 
He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"  A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week.  Why?"  The CEO said, "Wait right here."  He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay.  Now get out and don't come back."  Feeling pretty good about him self, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"  From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
 
 

TRUE STORY, I was the Pizza guy & still have the $1,600.00

[Hugh Janis]

TRUE STORY, I was the Pizza guy & still have the $1,600.00

You can spend it now, go ahead.....  

[kurtlange]

i had a boss/company owner who like to do a liquid lunch...    

he was on a huge paper mill job we [and several other contractors] had. a guy was sitting at the top of a scaffold, smoking a cigarette. the "boss" blew up that he was wasting his $$, blah blah blah. asked him how much he made in 2 weeks and wrote him a personal check for that amount and fired him on the spot. boss got a call the next day from the plumber contractor telling him not to fire any more of his plumbers. we were the electrical contractor...    

[deekay]

pretty close to the bone for some managers

[Trimster]