One day Cinderella was invited to the Ball. As she started to get ready she notice that it was that time of the month. Well she did not know what to do and started to cry and cry. Fairy Godmother was looking down and saw that Cinderella was upset, so she came down and asked her what was wrong. Cinderella said that the Cardinal had come home to see her. Fair Godmother did not understand, Cinderella stated that she had started her period.
Fairy Godmother said do not worry, just go out and get a pumpkin and bring it back. Cinderella went and found a pumpkin, came back and laid it on the table. Cinderella was confused, fairy godmother took her wand out and waived it over the pumpkin and turned it into a tampon.
The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.
Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, OMG I told her she needed to be back, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!
Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater"
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Topic: CINDERELLA (Read 816 times)