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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #225 on: May 20, 2019, 08:31:51 PM »

Welcome to the “Lick Her Bar”!   


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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #226 on: May 21, 2019, 10:16:10 AM »

 Free boot shine (sneakers in my case, with a tattoo polish....

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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #227 on: May 21, 2019, 09:18:29 PM »

Free boot shine (sneakers in my case, with a tattoo polish....



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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #228 on: May 21, 2019, 09:19:00 PM »

While this got me to thinkin’…


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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #229 on: May 21, 2019, 09:19:29 PM »

Wasn’t it time for me to head to SBB and actually hit an entire Bikini Contest!




 

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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #230 on: May 21, 2019, 09:20:08 PM »

Prince sang it best…

You don't have to be beautiful
To turn me on
I just need your body, baby
From dusk 'til dawn
You don't need experience
To turn me out
You just leave it all up to me
I'm gonna show you what it's all about

You don't have to be rich
To be my girl
You don't have to be cool
To rule my world
Ain't no particular sign
I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your

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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #231 on: May 21, 2019, 09:20:48 PM »

Our first round will feature our contestants wearing their lingerie…this should be tellin’!
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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #232 on: May 21, 2019, 09:23:35 PM »

Contestant # 1

You may recall her from our contest on Friday.  When she is not competing in bikini contest our first contestant, Miss Hot Pants, works a Badd Kitty!  She likes to demonstrate all of the available toys to her customers and watch their faces as they dream of what could be.




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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #233 on: May 21, 2019, 09:24:08 PM »

Contestant # 2

Wait a cotton pickin’ minute!  I recall our second contestant too from yesterday.  What type of shenanigans are they tryin’ to pull here?  Oh well.  Not gonna stop me from capturing the event!

In her home town of Buxon, our next contestant clocks in as Miss Hot & Juicy at the local Wendy’s!  She told me that nothin’ beats a breast on a hot bun in the late evening.  By golly, I think she’s Miss Right too!




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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #234 on: May 21, 2019, 09:24:42 PM »

Contestant # 3

Not Again!  Another Friday leftover butt don’t roll over on the gal next door.  This perky little thing has worked hard and has the courage to prove it!  She recently hit the 50lb club with her eyes and not her stomach aiming at the 75lb club level.

Miss Munchkin is not only a member of Weight Watchers butt an employee too.  Her personality fits well with the other members and a delight to be around when she is off her sugar high.




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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #235 on: May 21, 2019, 09:25:18 PM »

Contestant # 4

Upon learning that her husband was going to take her to MB Bike Week our fourth contestant, Desert Blossom, stated “I must enter a bikini contest!  Her husband, Snookums, being drunk and not wantin’ his teeth knocked out said, “What a great idea!”

Went Desert Blossom is not on stage shakin’ her money maker she can be found at the local middle school teaching science.  When asked what her favorite planet is she stated, “Of course, it’s Uranus!” 




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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #236 on: May 21, 2019, 09:25:46 PM »

Contestant # 5

Our fifth contestant rode over 2,500 miles to get here in her Freightliner haulin’ not only azz butt bikes too!  Her CB handle is Sassy Kat and you will find her not only on channel 19 butt in rest areas all around the country!  She said that she enjoys playin’ a game when she’s on the road called – “What’s in my box?”  Bet you know how to play too!

Sassy Kat works out all the time and she said its “hard” work!  “It’s not easy to find a place to get a hard workout in when you are on the road.”  Mmmmm…




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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #237 on: May 21, 2019, 09:26:19 PM »

Contestant # 6

All the way from LA, home of the original “XXX” films, our sixth contestant got her name from her debut film.  Ever since then she has been known as Wiggle Nipple and X has always marked her spot – her place to be filmed, her zones to be activated and of course the landing strip!

Wiggle is often asked, “Why the tat in the middle of your chest?”  Everyone always treated my chest as a buried treasure and I have shown them!  The treasure is above ground now and my eyes are on YOU now!

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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #238 on: May 21, 2019, 09:26:48 PM »

Contestant # 7

Seventh Heaven is where the most exalted angels dwell and our next contestant could be from there.  When Tasty is back home in Texas, she enjoys bareback horseback riding on the big ole ranch he lives on.  She is also an excellent cook with her specialty being “meat!”  It’s what’s for dinner and she likes it well-done!

How ‘bout ‘em cowgirls!




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Re: 2011 | 2015 | 2019 Myrtle Beach Bike Week
« Reply #239 on: May 21, 2019, 09:27:22 PM »

Contestant # 8

Our last contestant comes from the University of South Carolina where she is studying anatomy.  Her friends call her Sweet Cheeks butt she can’t understand why.  She recently completed one of her course requirements, The Male Body and is seeking to place her education into action. 

When asked what are you lookin’ for in a man, she stated “He must know my body as well as I do.”  That’s a tall order considerin’, are you “up” for the challenge? 




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