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[MJZ]

Here is an e-mail I got that I enjoyed so, I thought I'd pass it along here:

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
by: George Carlin


 I Am Your Worst Nightmare.  I am a BAD American.  I am George Carlin.

 I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
 I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

 I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

 I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

 I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

 I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and
 where they want to.

 My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

 I don't hate the rich.  I don't pity the poor.

 I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

 I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty
 years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt.  I haven't
 burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!  So, shut up already.

 I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution.
 Can I get an AMEN on that one?

 I  think cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the
 law, regardless of what color you are.

 And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license.  I
 think it's good.

 I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

 I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
 want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in
 the world for the next four years.

 I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
 two parents.

 And what is going on with gas prices... again?

 If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
 If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
 We need our country back!

 We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

  I would rather live my life as if there is a
 God, and die to find out there isn't, Than
 live my life as if there isn't, and die to
 find out there is.

[Road_Glider]

Not that it matters but Snopes says Carlin did not write that.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
But there is some good stuff in there anyway.

[MJZ]

Not that it matters but Snopes says Carlin did not write that.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
But there is some good stuff in there anyway.

Next you will be telling us there is no Santa or easter Bunny. [smiley=nervous.gif]

[SEULTRA]

Next you will be telling us there is no Santa or easter Bunny. [smiley=nervous.gif]

Yeah... don't confuse us with facts! [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]

[SPIDERMAN]

Yeah... don't confuse us with facts! [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]

chit yeah, The President and his folks don't let a little thing like facts get in the way, why should we. And while I'm up on this soapboax, when I file for bankruptcy cause I engaged in deficit spending, I'm going to write down on the paperwork "cause I'm good American and I did what my President did and I kept borrowed all that money to give to the rich motorcycle dealers and the rich car dealers and the rich hotel owners so they'd spend more money and I'd get a rebate or something.

[SEULTRA]

chit yeah, The President and his folks don't let a little thing like facts get in the way, why should we. And while I'm up on this soapboax, when I file for bankruptcy cause I engaged in [highlight]deficit spending[/highlight], I'm going to write down on the paperwork "cause I'm good American and I did what my President did and I kept borrowed all that money to give to the rich motorcycle dealers and the rich car dealers and the rich hotel owners so they'd spend more money and I'd get a rebate or something.

deficit spending = credit cards, mortgages, car loans, CVO loans, etc, etc
Where's my rebate?  [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

[MYCVO]

MJZ,
Thanks that was funny.. You tell em George!

[J.J.]

Not that it matters but Snopes says Carlin did not write that.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp
But there is some good stuff in there anyway.

Seen Mr. Carlin in concert 5 times and I know that he is getting old but this is not him.  He has never talked like this in the past.  Good stuff anyway. [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif]