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CVOJOE

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Secret of a Happy Life
« on: June 21, 2011, 07:05:45 PM »
Bless her little heart... How sweet...



The secret to long life...
 


A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting  on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,



"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"



"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint.  Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food.  On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and I don't exercise at all."



"That is absolutely amazing!  How old are you?"



"Forty," she replied.
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Re: Secret of a Happy Life
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2011, 07:38:01 PM »
i know some of her friends! ;D
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Re: Secret of a Happy Life
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 08:19:19 PM »
I think i went with her fifteen years ago. just saying.....i mite be part of the problem!   axil
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