The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her
body with the finest olive oil,
Then we made passionate love. I made her scream, non stop for five
minutes."
The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body
with special aphrodisiac oil,
And then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes
straight."
The Australian fellow said: "That's nothing!!! Last night I massaged
my wife all over her body with a special butter.
I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love. I
made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? Phenomenal!
How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"
The Aussie: "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
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