Two Alligators were sitting around talking, and the smaller Alligator
turned to the bigger one and said "we were the same size as kids. I just don't get
it.'
'Well,' said the big Gator, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Gator.
'Hmm Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars & wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the chit out of
them and eat 'em! '
'Ah!' says the big Alligator, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the chit
out of a politician, there's nothing left but an a$$hole and a briefcase.
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