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postal52

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« on: October 25, 2011, 04:25:24 PM »

 My wife has been missing for two weeks now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went back to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back .2) You're just pissed off because the voices only talk to me .3) Wrinkled was not one of the things that I wanted to be when I grew up !4) God must like stupid people , He sure made enough of them! 5) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.6) The herd needs thinning .
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