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[Screamin_Beagle]

A                     woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her                     grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so                     she just grabs one and goes over to the                     counter.

A                     Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark                     shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything                     about this rod and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely                     blind; but if you'll drop it on                     thecounter,                     I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."
She                     doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter                     anyway.
He                     says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a                     Zebco404                     reel and 10-LB. test line. It'sa                     good allaround                     combination and it's onsale                     this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that                     you can tell all that justby                     the sound of it dropping on thecounter.                     I'll take it!"As                     she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the                     floor.



"Oh,                     that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down                     to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she                     isreally                     embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind                     clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he                     wouldn't know that she was the only person                     around.



The                     man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50                     please."
The                     woman is totally confused by this and                     asks,"Didn't                     you tell me the rod and reel wereon                     sale for $20.00?How                     did you get $34.50?"
He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and                     reel is $20.00,but                     the Duck Call is $11.00 and the                     BearRepellent                     is                     $3.50."

 

[AXIL]

 

[MY2NDCVO]

Damn, that hard to read.  LOL

[Twolanerider]

Damn, that hard to read.  LOL

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[2k]

A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?" He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all-around combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50, please." The woman is totally confused by this and asks,"Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?" He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the bear repellant is
$3.50

I MUST BE BORED