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Now that I 've offended everyone!!!
« on: November 25, 2011, 09:22:43 PM »

Politically Incorrect
 
In a local sports bar trivia quiz the other night, I lost by one point. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, it's Africa       

One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells.  It appears that Mexicans and African Americans is not the correct answer       

I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.     
   
A new Muslim clothing shop opened here in Lakeland, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets     

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools     

A friend of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.  I asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother has a moustache"     

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook.  I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!     

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ...  "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." 
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.”         

The red cross knocked at my door asking if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan . I said I would love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of the driveway.
 
                         
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Re: Now that I 've offended everyone!!!
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2011, 09:53:30 PM »

that comin from good old canada, Im LOVIN IT       and yes im sure someone is offended  :nixweiss:
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Re: Now that I 've offended everyone!!!
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2011, 07:07:46 AM »

Great laughs.....he who can't take a joke, lives a miserable life!!
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Re: Now that I 've offended everyone!!!
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2011, 02:04:56 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Now that I 've offended everyone!!!
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2011, 12:17:27 PM »

Gotta admit....... I laughed alot
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Re: Now that I 've offended everyone!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2011, 03:14:08 AM »

 Nice!
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Re: Now that I 've offended everyone!!!
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2011, 03:08:18 PM »

Best thing about twenty nine year old girls?

There's twenty of them. :D
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Re: Now that I 've offended everyone!!!
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2011, 03:42:17 PM »

FUNNY !!!   

Thanks for not being worried about being pollitically correct.  People need to quit being so sensitive and just find humor in things.
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Re: Now that I 've offended everyone!!!
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2011, 02:17:39 AM »

You know why Canucks like to do it doggie style?

-- because doggies like to watch hockey on TV too, eh?

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