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A Kiss Is A Kiss....
« on: February 23, 2012, 03:20:10 PM »

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl
about to jump off a bridge; so they stopped.
 
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity
so he asked... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had.
That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"



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Re: A Kiss Is A Kiss....
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 07:10:11 PM »

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Re: A Kiss Is A Kiss....
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 07:57:38 PM »

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Re: A Kiss Is A Kiss....
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 08:10:07 PM »

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Re: A Kiss Is A Kiss....
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2012, 01:34:01 PM »

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