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To Be 8 again !
« on: February 26, 2012, 08:03:56 PM »

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like tohave for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still lookingin the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you f@*#*! retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
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Re: To Be 8 again !
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2012, 08:08:47 PM »

I went right to the gutter on this one...
Thought she was gonna say eight out!
Oh well.
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Re: To Be 8 again !
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2012, 10:29:16 PM »

You got that right. Us men hear on a different level.
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Re: To Be 8 again !
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2012, 06:57:08 PM »

I went right to the gutter on this one...
Thought she was gonna say eight out!Oh well.


That's where my mind went!!!! FACE
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