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Texan Midget
« on: March 27, 2012, 07:20:41 AM »

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.  The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.  The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up  Onto the examining table, and started to examine him.  The doctor put one finger under his left testicle  And told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method  To check for a hernia.

"Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the
Right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors....

Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... Then
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted
With amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told the midget to walk around the
Examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't
Even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied;
"I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots...."
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Re: Texan Midget
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2012, 07:21:57 AM »

 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Texan Midget
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2012, 07:29:52 AM »

   Thats funny
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Re: Texan Midget
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2012, 07:47:33 AM »

 ;D
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Re: Texan Midget
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2012, 08:04:10 AM »

 :bananarock: :bananarock:
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Re: Texan Midget
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2012, 08:07:27 AM »

 :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Texan Midget
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2012, 10:12:44 AM »

 :P
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Re: Texan Midget
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2012, 11:43:07 AM »

Thanks. I like it.  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Texan Midget
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2012, 03:52:55 PM »

OMG  :'(. I wasn't expecting this when I clicked on this thread but it sure is funny  :laugh: :7: :vrolijk_9: :6:
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Re: Texan Midget
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2012, 09:33:00 PM »

I put on a set of hip waders, with no problems.....................oh, maybe there is a problem!
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Re: Texan Midget
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2012, 10:22:15 AM »

Lou,
   I just shot cofee out of my nose and all over my laptop......you sick bastard.

Keep up the good work!!!!!!!!


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Re: Texan Midget
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2012, 10:24:02 AM »

Lou,
   I just shot cofee out of my nose and all over my laptop......you sick bastard.

Keep up the good work!!!!!!!!


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