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Texas Fat Boy

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Mr. Schwartz
« on: April 24, 2012, 06:43:02 PM »
A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!
 
'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.
 
'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.
 'My God!' the wife exclaimed, Schwartz is dead!'
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Re: Mr. Schwartz
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2012, 07:37:52 PM »
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Re: Mr. Schwartz
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2012, 07:50:39 PM »
sounds more like Mr.Shwants  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Mr. Schwartz
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2012, 10:44:43 PM »
 :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Mr. Schwartz
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2012, 09:48:32 PM »
May the Schwartz be with you!
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Re: Mr. Schwartz
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2012, 03:49:46 AM »
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Re: Mr. Schwartz
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2012, 07:42:45 AM »
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