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Six rules for F***ing
« on: April 25, 2012, 06:36:19 PM »
1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, but its harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing don't eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. Try to do F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level.













 

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Re: Six rules for F***ing
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2012, 06:44:27 PM »
Guilty.  :P
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Re: Six rules for F***ing
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2012, 06:51:16 PM »
Do I get a choice?   :nixweiss:   :huepfenlol2: 
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Re: Six rules for F***ing
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2012, 06:57:06 PM »
Quote from: GregKhougaz on April 25, 2012, 06:51:16 PM
Do I get a choice?   :nixweiss:   :huepfenlol2: 
Greg, guilty as charged.  It takes one to know one  :oops:
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Re: Six rules for F***ing
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2012, 06:58:12 PM »
U got ME  :huepfenlol2:  Thank GOD im good on both
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Re: Six rules for F***ing
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2012, 07:57:20 PM »
At first I thought you were talking about FISHING  :P
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Re: Six rules for F***ing
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2012, 09:15:31 PM »
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Quote from: spada84 on April 25, 2012, 07:57:20 PM
At first I thought you were talking about FISHING  :P
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Re: Six rules for F***ing
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2012, 10:46:58 PM »
 :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Six rules for F***ing
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2012, 05:12:04 AM »
   I'am busted
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Re: Re: Six rules for F***ing
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2012, 02:58:41 PM »
::);D

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Re: Six rules for F***ing
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2012, 07:48:20 AM »
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Re: Six rules for F***ing
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2012, 09:51:31 PM »
I was trying to figure out how Farting reduces your cholesterol!
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Re: Six rules for F***ing
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2012, 01:41:59 PM »
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