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Haircut
« on: May 14, 2012, 04:23:32 PM »


One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill
, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.



The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament
was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.


And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of Canada and the politicians who run it.
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Re: Haircut
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2012, 04:26:34 PM »

In this country it would be all the politicians and everyone on welfare.
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Re: Haircut
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2012, 05:05:24 PM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Haircut
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2012, 07:39:02 PM »

  Yep, same here.
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Re: Haircut
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2012, 09:36:55 PM »

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Re: Haircut
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2012, 12:15:24 AM »

Sounds familar here also..... :2vrolijk_21: ;D
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Re: Haircut
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2012, 06:54:18 AM »

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Re: Haircut
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 09:27:30 AM »

Hilarious!
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Re: Haircut
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2012, 11:47:52 AM »

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