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[Screamin_Beagle]

 




A   father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie.

He   decides to test it out on his son at supper table.

Father   asked the son, "Where were you last night?"

Son   replies, "I was at the library."

The   robot slaps the son.

"OK!   I was at a friend's house, watching a movie!" the son says.

"What   movie?" the father says.

"Toy   story."

Robot   slaps the son.

"OK.   it was porn," cried the son.

Father   yells, "What? When I was your age, I did not know what porn   was."

Robot   slaps the father.

The   mother laughs and says , "He certainly is your son."
Robot slaps the mother.

[D-N-D]

 

[Kickst@nd]

That is great! 

[Buy early]

 

[MooseAmos]

  LMAO--That's AWESOME!!!