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[Texas Fat Boy]

A Male Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, Will you marry me? The Princess said, No!!! And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
 The end.

[D-N-D]

 

[grayghost731]

   Beleive me its not that EASY 

[AXIL]

   Yes it is that easy, been 25 years. awsome

[BAGGER 1]

   I'll drink to that !

[North Georgia Hawg]

I'm married for the third time, but I can appreciate this joke.

[2UP3DOWN]

  Funny chit !

[Kickst@nd]

 

[gg]

Too funny and hopefully I remember to do it that way in my next life, assuming there is such a thing.

[Diamondback]