Little Johnny Is in 2nd grade and is failing Math class. Teacher pulls him to the side and says to him. Johnny if you have 3 birds on a wire and you shoot one down how many would be left? Johnny says 0. Teacher looks at Johnny with a puzzled face and says explaine to me how you came up with you answer. Johnny says. Well if I shoot one down it would fall to the ground the other two would fly away mamma. Teacher says Johnny thats not the answer that I was looking for but I like the way you think. Johnny says ok. Then let me ask you a question then. Teacher says ok Johnny. Johnny says there are 3 ladies sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. one is licking the ice cream, one is sucking on the ice cream and one is bitting in to the ice cream. Which one is the one that is married? Teacher looks at Johnny with a puzzled look and says the one sucking on the ice cream cone? Johnny smirks and says no the one with the wedding band but I like the way you think!!!
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