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jr1000yarder

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Woman at the Doctor....
« on: September 14, 2012, 11:24:11 AM »

So ..

After some time a beautiful woman she notices she has developed two green spots on her inner thighs that won't go away and becomes concerned enough to call her doctor for an appointment.  Thankfully she got an appointment the same day and she rushed over, dropped her drawers and showed the doctor her two green spots that are in the same spot on both legs.  She explained they wont go away or wash off no matter what I do.  He was also perplexed and said we must do a few tests and the lab should get back to us by weeks end. Finally on Friday the phone rings and to her relief it's her doctor.   

He says the tests from the lab came back just fine, but a have a question. 

Does your boyfriend ride a Harley?  She replies, well "yes", why??? :nixweiss:

Tell him his earings are not real gold! :o :o
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Re: Woman at the Doctor....
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 11:37:50 AM »

Nice one..
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Re: Woman at the Doctor....
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 12:16:51 PM »

I don git it... ::)


OK, just kidding...that is pretty funny... :bananarock:
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Re: Woman at the Doctor....
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2012, 01:42:37 PM »

 :P  get it and hit it  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Woman at the Doctor....
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2012, 12:45:24 PM »

 ;D ;D
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Re: Woman at the Doctor....
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2012, 10:17:53 PM »

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Re: Woman at the Doctor....
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2012, 08:36:55 AM »

 :P
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