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[harleydave]

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
 
1. U can't count your hair
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out
 
     Put your tongue back in.
 
10 Things I know about you...
 
1) U are reading this
 
2) U are human.
 
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
 
4) U just attempted to do it
 
6) U are laughing at yourself
 
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
 
U just checked to see if there is a No.5
 
9) U laugh at this because you are funny & everyone does it too.
 
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it
 
You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in this category.
 
As always have a great day!

[D-N-D]

Now That is Funny .

[grayghost731]

    that's funny

[cvobiker]

Got me   

[ultrarider123]

Great and thanks for the laugh this day after election day.  One more...U can't sneeze with your eyes open...

[Spanky]

I can breath with my toung out. Somthing my wife trained me to do.

[BUCKNUT GREG]

Good 1   Glad I didn't have a mirror in front of me as I was reading this. 
I might have shot that stranger