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jacks

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Pinched from an Aussie Forum (plagerism rears it's ugly head)
« on: November 20, 2012, 04:56:13 AM »
Had to pass these on ::) ::) ::)

The human body has 7 trillion nerves...
My wife gets on every bloody one of them
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My missus asked me to help her to stop sucking her thumb...
So I drew a cock on it
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I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom.
they're brilliant.
It makes the wife look like she's actually moving during sex
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I was pretty excited when the new girlfriend sent me a text message claiming she loves anal...
Dyslectic bitch, it turns out she loves Alan, my best mate
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Life is like a penis.
Soft and hanging freely
Its women that make it hard
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I bought a new perfume for my wife called chloroform, but she says she doesn't like it.
She says it makes her sleepy and her bum sore
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Re: Pinched from an Aussie Forum (plagerism rears it's ugly head)
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2012, 06:14:03 AM »
Quote from: jacks on November 20, 2012, 04:56:13 AM
Had to pass these on ::) ::) ::)

The human body has 7 trillion nerves...
My wife gets on every bloody one of them
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

My missus asked me to help her to stop sucking her thumb...
So I drew a cock on it
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom.
they're brilliant.
It makes the wife look like she's actually moving during sex
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I was pretty excited when the new girlfriend sent me a text message claiming she loves anal...
Dyslectic bitch, it turns out she loves Alan, my best mate
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Life is like a penis.
Soft and hanging freely
Its women that make it hard
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I bought a new perfume for my wife called chloroform, but she says she doesn't like it.
She says it makes her sleepy and her bum sore
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
 
Seems there's a theme here rearing it's head.  har.  spyder
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Re: Pinched from an Aussie Forum (plagerism rears it's ugly head)
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2012, 07:00:34 AM »
  Chloroform, Thats funny
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Re: Pinched from an Aussie Forum (plagerism rears it's ugly head)
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2012, 07:12:55 AM »
 :) :o :P
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Re: Pinched from an Aussie Forum (plagerism rears it's ugly head)
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2012, 07:15:37 AM »
 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Pinched from an Aussie Forum (plagerism rears it's ugly head)
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2012, 07:28:38 AM »
Funny but not going to show then to the wife...
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Re: Pinched from an Aussie Forum (plagerism rears it's ugly head)
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2012, 12:59:41 PM »
These are great...........................I will send out to a few close friends.  :mango:
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Re: Pinched from an Aussie Forum (plagerism rears it's ugly head)
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2012, 02:51:54 PM »
Funny BECAUSE they're true!    :oops:    :huepfenlol2:    :nervous: 
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Re: Pinched from an Aussie Forum (plagerism rears it's ugly head)
« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2012, 06:37:01 AM »
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