> Two women were playing golf.
>
> One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward
> a foursome of men playing the next hole..
> The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together
> at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
> agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
> apologize.. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I
> know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
>
> 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
> replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
> clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he
> finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid
> them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She
> administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
> asked, 'How does that feel'?
>
> Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
>