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Women playing golf
« on: December 04, 2012, 09:16:17 AM »


> Two women were playing golf.
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> One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward
> a foursome of men playing the next hole..
> The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together
> at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
> agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
> apologize.. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I
> know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
>
> 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man
> replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
> clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he
> finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid
> them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She
> administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
> asked, 'How does that feel'?
>
> Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!
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Re: Women playing golf
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2012, 09:21:46 AM »

hee, hee, hee, hee....dat's funny.  Needed that this morning.
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Re: Women playing golf
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2012, 09:22:16 AM »

That is a good one!
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Re: Women playing golf
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2012, 06:05:27 AM »

 ;D
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Re: Women playing golf
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2012, 07:31:17 AM »

I'm going to start hanging out at a golf course...
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Re: Women playing golf
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2012, 07:44:37 AM »

   I hope she removed her hand before he told her.
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Re: Women playing golf
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2012, 08:08:34 AM »

That's a good pain reliever but where is it when you need it.  ;D
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Re: Women playing golf
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2012, 12:52:12 PM »

Good one........


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Re: Women playing golf
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2012, 09:47:05 AM »

 ;D :D :D
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