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Old man in a jewelry store
« on: January 11, 2013, 08:42:52 PM »

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young woman at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The old man said, “No, I’d like to see something more special.”

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought out another ring.

“Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000″ the jeweler said.
The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man, seeing this, said, “We’ll take it.”

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man said, “By check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds. I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.” he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. “There’s no money in that account.”

“I know,” said the old man, “But let me tell you about my weekend!!
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Re: Old man in a jewelry store
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2013, 08:01:11 AM »

  I will have to try this one.
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Re: Old man in a jewelry store
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2013, 08:49:42 AM »

That is good.
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Re: Old man in a jewelry store
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2013, 12:18:39 PM »

 ;D
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Re: Old man in a jewelry store
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2013, 12:37:41 PM »

ha ha... that is good   :2vrolijk_21:
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