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Fart Poem
« on: January 18, 2013, 08:40:54 AM »
                   
                        Sweet Little Poem.

A fart is a very pleasant thing... It gives the belly ease...
It warms the bed in winter... and suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be very quiet... A fart can be very loud...
Some leave a powerful odor ...in the form of a poisonous cloud
A fart can be extremely short...or a fart can be very long...
Some farts have also been known...to sound like a musical song.....
A fart can often create...a most curious medley...
A fart can be harmless or silent...and even a little deadly
A fart might not give off a smell...while others are really vile.
A fart may pass very quickly...or linger for quite a while...
A fart can occur...in a number of places..
And leave everyone there...with strange looking faces.
From the wide-open prairie...to a small elevator...
A fart will seek us out...either sooner or possibly later.
That farts are all bad...Is simply not true...
We must not forget...old farts just like you!
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Re: Fart Poem
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2013, 09:35:50 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: Fart Poem
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2013, 12:02:40 PM »
Its better to let it out and smell a little, than to keep it in and be a cripple!
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Re: Fart Poem
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2013, 02:31:14 PM »
I also perfer to breath through my nose and smell it..........than breath through my mouth and eat it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Fart Poem
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2013, 03:53:28 PM »
On the way to Fort McMurray, I'd fart, then turn down the radio and pretend I'm listening to the truck's engine....my passenger would kinda cock his head to listen AND NOT BREATH.....then have to take a BIG breath....good for a laugh!
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