Topic: Man and Lady on the First Date (Read 946 times)

Screamin_Beagle · « **on:** February 06, 2013, 05:26:25 PM »

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: 3 six packs

Lady: How much per six pack

Man: about $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which
puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the
past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been
put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your Ferrari

AXIL · « **Reply #1 on:** February 06, 2013, 06:15:23 PM »

Love it.

D-N-D · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2013, 05:28:16 AM »

cvobiker · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2013, 08:16:16 AM »

She spent her money on shoes and purses,

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Screamin_Beagle

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