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An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a small village, and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.  He figures he'll have little fun.

Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?"

Kiwi: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the Kiwi)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good.  He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either.... I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the Kiwi)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking.  He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

Kiwi: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Kiwi: "Don't listen to him! The sheep's a f***ing liar!"

[ultrarider123]

    Dat's funny right there.

[D-N-D]

 

[CVOThunder]

 

Accidently hit the worthless thing and was gonna delete it. Maybe I should have..who wants to see sheep...well abused anyway. LOL    Daddddddddddddyyyyy

[Badmwhite]

That's gold LOL