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dayne66

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Embarrassment
« on: April 26, 2013, 02:17:37 PM »


A guy asked a girl in the university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

 The girl replied with a loud voice,

"I DON 'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed.

 After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said,

"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?"

The guy then responded with a loud voice:

 "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The guy whispered in her ear:

 "I study law, ...................................and I know how to screw people."
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2013, 07:08:58 PM »
NICE  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2013, 09:08:05 PM »
That's freakin funny........I needed that laugh :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2013, 11:10:57 PM »
 :) ;D :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2013, 07:24:50 AM »
 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2013, 09:18:07 AM »
 :P ;D
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2013, 12:03:12 AM »
Hilarious!
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2013, 04:29:04 AM »
 :orange: :orange: :orange: :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2013, 07:36:25 AM »
Good one...
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