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Cyanided
« on: May 07, 2013, 07:41:03 PM »
DIVORCE VS. MURDER


A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife..
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Re: Cyanided
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2013, 06:19:57 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: Cyanided
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2013, 10:22:41 AM »
now THAT is funny
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Re: Cyanided
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2013, 05:54:28 PM »
 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Cyanided
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2013, 08:07:11 PM »
I never let my wife pick up my medication..
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Re: Cyanided
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2013, 10:54:43 AM »
 ;D :D ;D
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Re: Cyanided
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2014, 03:19:39 PM »
That there is funny.
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Re: Cyanided
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2014, 07:23:13 PM »
Uh oh
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Re: Cyanided
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2014, 07:37:24 PM »
 :D
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Re: Cyanided
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2014, 07:44:46 PM »
Indeed!
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Re: Cyanided
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2014, 11:33:06 AM »
Bummer for him
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Re: Cyanided
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2014, 03:31:16 PM »
 ;D ;D That was funny,..even the wife had a good chuckle
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Re: Cyanided
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2014, 05:32:57 AM »
Wonder if she got the extra strong but slow acting packet !
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