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Officially Old Now...
« on: May 17, 2013, 06:01:35 PM »
Ok, it's official.   I'm getting old.
The other day I was out walking on the beach.
Looking out of her condo was this smoking hot 19, maybe 20 year old, girl.
I mean she was hot! 
 

My first thought?  "I wonder what her mother looks like?" 
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Re: Officially Old Now...
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2013, 08:29:32 PM »
I bet she smells like a new car...
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Re: Officially Old Now...
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2013, 10:54:43 PM »
I'll bet Muddypaws is right!
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Re: Officially Old Now...
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2013, 12:49:44 AM »
Quote from: EZRIDN on May 17, 2013, 06:01:35 PM
Ok, it's official.   I'm getting old.
The other day I was out walking on the beach.
Looking out of her condo was this smoking hot 19, maybe 20 year old, girl.
I mean she was hot! 
 

My first thought?  "I wonder what her mother looks like?" 
Her mother never even crossed my mind! :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Officially Old Now...
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2013, 07:58:50 AM »
Quote from: Charlie on May 18, 2013, 12:49:44 AM
Her mother never even crossed my mind! :2vrolijk_21:







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Re: Officially Old Now...
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2013, 09:41:31 AM »
Just because we are getting older it don't mean we have to find old women attractive! bring on the cheer leaders!! your never too old! thats why god invented Jack Daniels and Viagra :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Officially Old Now...
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2013, 09:44:55 AM »
I do that all the time.......................
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Re: Officially Old Now...
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2013, 07:31:22 PM »
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Re: Officially Old Now...
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2013, 11:55:31 PM »
You are getting old!
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