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[EZRIDN]

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a
little PR.  After his talk he offers question time.  One little boy
puts up his hand and George asks him his name.


"Stanley," responds the little boy.


"And what is your question, Stanley?"


"I have 4 questions:


1. Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

2. Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

3. Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

4. Why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans
don't have health insurance?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess.  George Bush informs the kiddies
that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?  Oh, that's right,
question time.  Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand.  George points him out and asks
him his name.


"Stephen," he responds.


"And what is your question, Steve?"


"Actually, I have 6 questions.


1. Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

2. Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

3. Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

4. Why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans
don't have health insurance?

5. Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

6. What the hell happened to Stanley?"

[JCZ]

Political jokes are sometimes the funniest:

>> BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
>>
>> Crawford , Texas
>>
>> A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of
>> President George W. Bush.
>> The flood began in the bathroom where both books were kept. Both of
>> the books are now lost.
>> A White House spokesman said the President was devastated, as he
>> had almost finished coloring the second one.
>> The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.

[Special_Ed]

 

We're they able to save his crayons??

[RJ749]

We're they able to save his crayons??

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[JCZ]

I'm registered Republican, so I've got some Democratic jokes too, when I get a chance to dig them up........got some for the green party, too. [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

[RJ749]

I'm registered Republican, so I've got some Democratic jokes too, when I get a chance to dig them up........got some for the green party, too. [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

Sounds good to me JC, if we can't laugh at the politicians who can we laugh at [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]