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WestCoastRuss

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Ammo
« on: July 04, 2013, 01:33:06 PM »

The situation on acquiring ammo is getting really tight, but this morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of fresh ammo.  I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped first at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blond in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.  Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"  I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo ya got?"

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Re: Ammo
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2013, 02:07:52 PM »

 :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Ammo
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2013, 04:22:36 PM »

 :huepfenlol2:   That's how you gotta think these days  :huepfenlol2:   ;)
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Re: Ammo
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2013, 06:16:39 AM »

 :o ;D
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Re: Ammo
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2013, 09:55:19 AM »

Well? What kind of ammo did she have?  :orange: 8)
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Re: Ammo
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2013, 10:06:02 AM »

 :worthless:

of the ammo
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Re: Ammo
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2013, 01:15:24 PM »

  Well I'm not sure about the ammo... But she was packing a nice pair of 38's.
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Re: Ammo
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2013, 08:20:11 AM »

Good one..
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Re: Ammo
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2013, 10:15:06 PM »

 ;) ;D
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Re: Ammo
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2013, 10:37:20 PM »

 :2vrolijk_21: :drink:
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