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Drink Beer ??
« on: July 22, 2013, 10:41:08 PM »
Woman: Do you drink beer?     :drink:
 
Man: Yes

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?   :nixweiss:  

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Re: Drink Beer ??
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2013, 10:48:46 PM »
                  :2vrolijk_20:   Impeccable logic!    :2vrolijk_20: 
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Re: Drink Beer ??
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2013, 11:11:40 PM »
 :drink: I like it  :drink:
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Re: Drink Beer ??
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2013, 06:09:05 AM »
 :o ;D :drink:
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Re: Drink Beer ??
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2013, 10:17:56 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21: Can't DRINK a Ferrari anyway...
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Re: Drink Beer ??
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2013, 04:37:15 PM »
When I got my CVO Street Glide, I heard a LOT of "must be nice to afford a 30K motorcycle..."
I would ask "How much do you spend drinking, smoking, and gambling in a month?"
They would always reply "I don't spend that much..."
I would respond "I don't spend any, that's how I can afford a 30k motorcycle."
To each their own, I guess...
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Re: Drink Beer ??
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2013, 09:36:33 PM »
Quote from: xsdbs on July 23, 2013, 04:37:15 PM
When I got my CVO Street Glide, I heard a LOT of "must be nice to afford a 30K motorcycle..."
I would ask "How much do you spend drinking, smoking, and gambling in a month?"
They would always reply "I don't spend that much..."
I would respond "I don't spend any, that's how I can afford a 30k motorcycle."
To each their own, I guess...


Looks like you bought the best one!  :2vrolijk_21:

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