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[owl893]

A mother was driving the family station wagon behind a garbage truck when a large dildo flies out of the back of the truck and hits her windshield dead-on, sticking to it.

To hide her embarrassment the mother turns and says to her young kids, "My, what a big insect!"

To which her 8 year old says, "I'm surprised it could fly with a dick that big."

 

 

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