This old boy three parts the wind gos up to the bar slaps the bar and said Bar tender bring me a round.
As the Bar Tender did.
The old boy asked are you a betting man?
Bar Tender replies I am what do you have in mind?
The old boy said I bet you I can bite my eye for this round.
Bar Tender says bite your eye this I've got to see,.. your on
The old boy pulls out his false eye and puts between his teeth, sure thing he bites his eye
A little while later the old boy is back at the bar. He slaps the bar BarTender another round.
The Bar Tender brings the round.
The old boy says you want to bet on this round?
Bar Tender says what do you want to bet on this time.
I'll bet I can bite my other eye.
Bar Tender thinks bite your other eye ,..OK your on.
The old boy pulls out his false teeth and bites his other eye.
Then but a third time he's back at the bar and asked the Bar Tender if he wanted to bet on this round . The Bar Tender says no I think I've had enough. The old boy says well lets put 100 on it plus the round. The Bar Tender says what do want to bet on this time.
The old boy says , well I've got to piss like a race horse I'll sit on this bar stool you put a glass on the floor spin me around on this stool and I'll get every drop in the glass.
The Bar Tender thinks that's imposable,..your on.
The old boy gets all set up whips it out and lines up the bar Tender gives him a big spin the old boy lets fly ,.. it's going all over the floor the bar the Bar Tender every were but the glass.
He comes to a stop looks down and not a drop in the glass ''. The Bar Tender starts to laugh, the old boy starts to laugh. The bar Tender says to the old boy what are you laughing about you didn't get a drop in the glass and lost the round plus a hundred.
The old boy replies,..that's OK see that table over there I bet them two rounds plus two hundred I'd piss all over you and you'd just laugh about it.
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