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Truck Drivers
« on: August 31, 2013, 03:36:01 PM »
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside New York City. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a barbecue sandwich!!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
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Re: Truck Drivers
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2013, 03:38:28 PM »
 ;)  :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Truck Drivers
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2013, 09:41:29 PM »
Now, ahh don' cahr WHO ya ahr... Tha's FUNNY right thar!

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Re: Truck Drivers
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2013, 11:13:28 PM »
Larry is not funny. Fat and pathetic he is
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Re: Truck Drivers
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2013, 07:56:46 AM »
and he's laughin' all the way to the bank..................
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Re: Truck Drivers
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2013, 09:38:28 AM »
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Re: Truck Drivers
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2013, 08:57:50 AM »
Wow....
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Re: Truck Drivers
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2013, 08:59:27 AM »
Quote from: FLHTCUSE7 on August 31, 2013, 11:13:28 PM
Larry is not funny. Fat and pathetic he is

He makes ME laugh....
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