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How to Tell the Gender of a Fly
« on: September 02, 2013, 08:34:57 AM »
How to Tell the Gender of a Fly
 
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"  She asked.

"Hunting Flies"  He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.   "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,  2 were on the phone."
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Re: How to Tell the Gender of a Fly
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2013, 08:39:31 AM »
Oh, HELL YEAH!!!  :2vrolijk_21: :drink:

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Re: How to Tell the Gender of a Fly
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2013, 10:10:41 AM »
 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: How to Tell the Gender of a Fly
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2013, 03:01:07 PM »
 :o ;D :2vrolijk_21:
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